People need to learn how to fucking Google

Seriously. Apparently there are still mouthbreathers out there who can't type in a simple search string for Google to return what you want to see. Sure, there's some ambiguity sometimes, but there's also downright stupid assfuckery.

Here are some example's, complete with spelling errors.

"amazing deer kill"

Seriously, what the fuck? Who the fuck searches for this shit? Who the fuck would UPLOAD this shit? Fucking amazing.

"anerexic"
"anerexiody"
"anerexody"

Researchers suspect that after failing to find her desired webpage, this girl killed herself. If only she had learned to spell.

Or, oh, I don't know, USED THE FUCKING GOOGLE FUNCTION WHICH CORRECTS YOUR DUMB ASS?

Did you mean: anorexic?

Jesus christ.

"killswtch ingaged"

What the fuck is wrong with people?

"____'s mom's ass"

I'm assuming this was a joke made in front of the person whose mother was subject of this search string... But it's still fucking retarded, you cellulite-loving assfucks.

"poop"

We are clearly dealing with intellectually advanced beings.

"sweet hunting kills"

Apparently our resident redneck had a thought. "AW SHIIT! SWEET HUNTING KILLS OUGHTA WERK THO!"

What's really fucking baffling is that this fuckface thinks he can get the results he wants by changing "amazing" to "sweet." Yes, the whole fucking internet uses the same goddamn adjectives as you, and Google is your damned nanny.

"u tube"

A tube for the lazy motherfucker.

"yahoo.com"

The really baffling thing here is that this person went to Google and typed this when he could've just ENTERED IT INTO THE FUCKING ADDRESS BAR.

"awesome deer kills"

I shit you not, this was from another fucking computer. I swear on all that's holy (attractive women) that this was on another fucking computer. How does this idiot remember how to breathe? Hey, buddy, if you read this, here's a tip. Whoever is big enough of an idiot to intend to go hunting, film it, and then upload the video to the internet is probably too much of a fat moron to know how to use the internet. Save yourself some damned time.

"movies with bunnies"

Quite descriptive; I bet Google returns just what you wanted.

"synonym fir the pentateuch"
"synonym for the pentateuch"
"synonym for the pentateuch the jewish law"

The sad thing is, this person never even fucking considered going to Wikipedia and looking it up. Or, you know, recognizing that looking for the synonym is a fucking retarded idea. Adding more words doesn't fucking help, idiot.

"i hate my boy"
"i hate my body"

That's funny, I hate your body too.

"sldlajfjas"

Somebody was apparently fucking the keyboards again.


I'm going to go do something less painful now, like slamming the door on my dick.