Charlie Chaplin is the most sexually ambiguous man to exist. Ever.

I'm not fucking kidding. He outdoes the likes of Ben Affleck, hermaphrodites, and post-op gender hoppers with unreal flamboyance. Okay, I could actually just be here and rant on and on, and pretty much convince any reader, but I actually have proof. Yes, I went and FUCKING LOOKED UP a video just to make my point. This is what I do for you bastards.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QY1VpJOhVg&feature=related


Go to 5:55. I'll wait.


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All done? Say it with me: "What the fuck did I just see?"

It doesn't matter what the fuck he did before with his life. It doesn't matter what he did after this movie. All that matters is that Charlie Chaplin is the devil. Need more convincing? Alright.

(Jews might want to avert their eyes)


















That decides it. Hitler imitated Chaplin, therefore Chaplin must be the devil. QED.