Stupidity on cable 1

Everyone knows there are stupid things on Tv. I mean, look at Jackass, or any "reality" tv show. Who the fuck wants to watch reality tv anyways? You can go outside and actually experience reality, and one that, quite frankly, has a bigger probability of being entertaining. If you're one of the people who has to live vicariously through reality tv, you're probably better off killing yourself. Or at the very least cut off your testicles so there's no chance of your boring, stupid spawn plaguing the earth.


Speaking of the Earth, some dipshit scientist was talking about it the other day in some discovery channel. Can't be arsed to remember which one. Anyways, Dipshit Scientist was talking about that comic idea of being able to dig a hole and popping out of the ground in China. He was saying all these things about how cool that would be, and how great a method of transport it would be since you'd spend no energy in getting to the other side of the Earth, just let gravity take care of it!


What?


I understand he's talking about this fancifully, but that's a fucking retarded idea because, even if the trans-earth hole was feasible, it wouldn't work like that. Gravity would indeed help as you're falling, but then you would fucking stop when you reached the center of the earth. Then gravity would be a hindrance, and your idea just looks a hell of a lot more stupid. And then you need to actually spend energy be to able to beat gravity and make it to the other side, unless of course you enjoy spending the rest of your days in the Earth's molten core. Dipshits.

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The other night I was watching tv late at night. Whoever watches tv into one in the morning or so knows that you start seeing all these ads as you're slowly inching towards informercial time. You see all these commercials for talking to women, talking to men, making your unit bigger, etcetera.

This one commercial featured some stupid slut talking about testosterone and male performance in bed. Then, a graph was superimposed which was supposed to show how lower testosterone meant lower performance in bed. Unfortunately, their graphics guys can't tell Photoshop from their asshole and mucked up the graph. It was a simple inversely proportional graph, and they had the decreasing area marked as "Testosterone" while the "blank" area that got bigger was marked "Performance." I know what they were trying to say, but it is still a fucking stupid mistake to make. Way to go, morons.